Your store is
leaving money
on the table.
Roast my Shopify store with an instant, brutally-honest conversion audit that tells you exactly what to fix—in simple English, no confusion.
Launch pricing • No subscriptions
How It Works
Paste Any Page URL
Drop any page URL from your store—homepage, product page, collection, or landing page. We analyze whatever you share.
We Analyze It
Our AI scans the page you submitted for conversion issues, UX problems, trust signals, and more.
Get Clear Instructions
Receive a prioritized list of exactly what to fix, written in plain English so you can take action immediately.
Stop Guessing. Start Converting.
Every day your store has UX issues, you're losing sales. Here's how we help you plug those leaks.
Crystal-Clear Action Steps
No vague advice or confusing jargon. Every recommendation tells you exactly what to change, where to find it, and how to fix it. You'll never wonder "what does this even mean?" again.
- Step-by-step instructions in plain English
- Specific, actionable fixes you can implement today
- No technical knowledge required
Uncover Hidden Conversion Killers
We analyze your page like a real customer would—spotting the exact moments where confusion, friction, or distrust causes visitors to bounce instead of buy.
- Visual clarity & value proposition analysis
- Layout & user flow assessment
- Mobile responsiveness scoring
Prioritized by Revenue Impact
Don't get overwhelmed with a list of 100 things to fix. We rank every recommendation by potential impact so you know exactly where to focus your energy first for maximum results.
- High/Medium/Low priority labels
- Focus on quick wins that move the needle
- No wasted effort on low-impact changes
Trust & Credibility Audit
Customers need to trust you before they buy. We analyze your social proof, security signals, return policies, and brand presentation to ensure visitors feel confident checking out.
- Review & testimonial placement
- Security badge visibility
- Brand consistency check
Professional insights at a fraction of the cost
A professional UX audit can cost $200 or more and take days to deliver.* We give you the same caliber of actionable insights in 60 seconds.
*Pricing varies by provider and scope of work
Common Questions
What exactly do I get when you roast my store?
You receive a comprehensive conversion audit of the page you submit, covering key categories like First Impression, Trust Signals, Product Presentation, Navigation, Mobile Experience, and more. Each category includes a score, detailed explanation, and specific actionable recommendations—all written in plain English so you know exactly what to do.
Which page should I submit?
You can submit any page from your store—your homepage, a product page, a collection page, or a landing page. We analyze exactly the page you share. For best results, start with the page most visitors land on or the one you want to optimize most.
How does the analysis work?
We use advanced AI powered by specialized e-commerce knowledge to analyze the page you submit. It's not a generic chatbot giving cookie-cutter advice—we've built a system specifically designed to identify the exact friction points that cause shoppers to leave without buying. Your report is ready in approximately 60 seconds.
Will I actually understand what to fix?
Absolutely. Unlike vague audits that leave you confused, every recommendation is crystal clear. We tell you exactly what's wrong, why it matters, and precisely how to fix it—step by step. No jargon, no guesswork.
Do you store my data?
We only capture the publicly visible page you submit. We don't access any private customer data, order information, or backend settings.
What if I'm not satisfied with the report?
We offer a 100% money-back guarantee. If you don't find the insights valuable, email us within 7 days and we'll refund you in full—no questions asked.
Ready to stop leaving money on the table?
Get a clear, actionable roadmap to higher conversions—no confusion, no guesswork.
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